鲁伯特·艾弗雷特
科林·费斯
大卫·田纳特
联袂出演
公海 1589年
哟吼吼 一瓶朗姆酒 Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
尸骨遍地枯 淋淋不见首 Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
哟吼吼 一瓶朗姆酒 Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum...
停船 Avast!
你们好啊 伙计们 Hello, boys.
额滴神呐 是弗里顿船长 Shiver me timbers, it's captain Fritton!
不是那个可怕的弗里顿船长吧 Not the fearsome captain Fritton?
近来人们都是这样形容我的吗 Is that what they're saying about me these days?
多棒呀 How delightful.
不是那个抢劫了一千艘船 Not the captain Fritton that's robbed a thousand ships
把大海都染红了的弗里顿船长吧 and turned the black sea red?
是的 是的 是的 是的 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
是那个弗里顿 That fritton?
通缉令上写的 You don't want to believe everything you read
不必全信 on the wanted poster.
现在听着 我急得要命 Now, look here, I'm in an awful hurry.
彭弗里亲王在哪儿 Where's Lord Pomfrey?
真是荣幸之至 Ah, what an honour!
著名的弗里顿船长竟然上了我简陋的小船 The famous captain Fritton aboard my humble vessel.
彭弗里亲王 Lord Pomfrey.
我可听说了不少关于你的传闻 I've heard so much about you.
彼此彼此 天哪 Oh, likewise. I say, golly gosh.
这件看起来是真货 This looks like the real thing.
这并不只是件宝贝 弗里顿 This isn't just treasure, Fritton.
真的吗 对我来说就是宝贝 Really? Looks like treasure to me.
这是解决人类所面对 This is the solution to the greatest
最大威胁的方法 threat mankind has ever known.
什么威胁 Ha ha! Which is?
一个妓女却坐上了英国的王位 There is a wench on the throne of England.
女王没有错 There's nothing wrong with the queen.
男人听从女人的命令 There is everything wrong with men
就是大错特错 taking orders from the weaker sex.
而且 我倒是喜欢女人在上 Besides, I rather enjoy a woman on top.
你逃不掉的 弗里顿 You won't get away with this, Fritton!
我可不这么想 I don't see why not.
有了这笔不义之财 我就可以退休了 After all, with this haul I can retire,
金盆洗手 写写回忆录 put my feet up, write my memoirs.
如果我是你就快点写 I'd start writing quickly, if I were you,
因为我们会像猎捕病狗一样逮住你 because we will hunt you down like the scurvy dog you are!
不管是要花两年还是20年 Wether it takes two years, twenty years...
还是420年 or four hundred and twenty years!
新乌龙女校2 弗里顿的黄金传奇
我预言暴动 我预言暴动 I predict a riot I predict a riot
420年后
我预言暴动 我预言暴动 I predict a riot I predict a riot
如果有人留在这里 And if there's anybody left in here
就不会再想出去 that doesn't want to be out there
我预言暴动 我预言暴动 I predict a riot I predict a riot
好了 塔尼娅 提到第五档 Ok, Tania, into fifth!
我预言暴动 I predict a riot
如果有人留在这里 And if there's anybody left in here
就不会再想出去 that doesn't want to be out there
为什么停车 Why did you stop?
我们出了管辖区 We're out of our jurisdiction.
圣特里安女校
211呼叫总部 Two eleven to control, over.
收到 211 Over, two eleven.
她们回来了 They're back.
看着人们喧闹沸腾 Watching the people get lairy
这并不美丽 我告诉你 It's not very pretty, I tell thee
穿梭城市之中很恐怖 Walking through town is quite scary
而且不理智 啦啦啦 and not very sensible la-a-a, la-la-la-la-la-la
早上好 财务主任 Morning, bursar.
我预言暴动 我预言暴动 I predict a riot I predict a riot
洛克希 保证给我写信啊 Hey, Roxy, promise you'll write me?
-爱你 宝贝 -随便 - Love you, babe. - Whatever.
我预言暴动 I predict a riot
我的天啊 Oh... my... god!
那么他怎么样 So, what's he like?
歌拉兹娅说他非常野性 他野性吗 Grazia said he was totally wild. Is he wild?
你得知道怎么驯服他 You just need to know how to tame him.
那么你有没有 你知道 So have you... you know?
过去的事就让它过去 What goes on tour, stays on tour.
-意思是她没有 -意思是她有 - That means she didn't. - That means she did.
-你好啊 -你气色不错 假期过得好吗 - Namaste. - You look well. Nice holiday?
谢谢 亲爱的 我去了印度 Thanks, love, I've just been to India.
我的好朋友贝茨要结婚了 Me mate Becky's getting married.
单身派对 A hen do?
不 她信英国国教 No, she's church of England, I think.
进来 Enter.
校长室
安娜贝尔 Ah, Annabelle,
我希望你知道为什么会叫你过来 I expect you know why you've been summoned?
不知道 姑妈 对不起 校长 No, auntie. Sorry, miss.
有些女人 安娜贝尔 生来就很伟大 Some women, Annabelle, are born great.
埃及艳后 英国女王 Cleopatra, the queen...
我 ...me.
有些女人后来变得伟大 Some become great
像特蕾莎修女或者Lady Gaga like Mother Teresa or Lady Gaga.
其他人努力拼搏成为伟人 Others have greatness thrust upon them,
像莫妮卡·莱温斯基 like Monica Lewinsky.
你属于第三类 You fall into the third category.
我恐怕不太明白 I'm afraid I don't quite understand.
我要让你当女生代表 I'm making you head girl.
哇塞 Crikey.
以前的学生代表们最后都取得了 Former head girls have achieved levels of notoriety
普通人只可想象的恶名 that mere mortals can only dream of.
这有一封你的前任 Here is a missive from your predecessor,
臭名远扬的凯丽·琼斯写的信 the infamous Kelly Jones.
这真有趣 That's so funny.
那么你好 安娜贝尔 So hey, Annabelle,
我想我理应给你些忠告 I think I'm meant to pass on some advice,
但是对一所没有规则的学校 But what can I say about
我又能说些什么呢 a school with no rules?
记住 圣特里安的女生们 Remember, if there's one thing about
可以嗅出恐惧 St Trinian's girls, they can smell fear.
但是就像所有的群居猎食的动物一样 But, like all predators who hunt in packs,
她们需要一个领袖 they want a leader.
现在 那就是你 孩子 Now, that's gotta be you, kiddo.
如果需要 就给我打电话 凯丽 If you want me, call me. Kelly.
艾米 艾米 艾米 Amy. Amy. Amy.
塔比瑟 往楼上提重物时 Tabitha, when you lift heavy objects,
后背要绷直 always keep your back straight.
派对结束后 灯光闪烁 我醒了 ... after the party is over the lights come on and I'm sober...
别管她们 她们是易燃物 Oh, don't mind them. It's just the flammables.
易燃物
为什么她们叫易燃物 Why are they called flammables?
看见那些聚酯纤维了吗 Have you seen all that polyester?
去年她们其中一个人吸烟 Last year one of them took up smoking
烧毁了半个学校 and half the school burned down.
三个字 Three words
别被抓 ...don't get caught.
下一个 Next.
野蛮女
我行李放哪儿 Where do I sling my stuff?
我想 我们可以腾出点地方 We can make some room in our area, I suppose.
是啊 你完全可以跟我们在一起 Yeah, er, you could so totally hang out with us.
如果你愿意 I mean, you know, if, if you wanted.
怎么都行 Whatever.
她看起来想要 Does she look like she'd want to
和一群肤浅的 hang out with a bunch of shallow,
呆滞的 没脑子的 vacant, facile,
假冒金发的卷毛讨厌鬼们在一起吗 peroxide-blonde turbo-skanks?
哥特族
你认为她会更想要和你们这些 You think she'd rather hang out with
阴郁的 怕见阳光的哥特族一起吗 you and the sulky, sun-dodging Emos?
贵族妞
没错 我宁愿和那些书呆子来一场 Yeah, I'd rather have a midnight algebra feast
午夜代数宴会 with the geeks.
我们才没有 Like we do that!
是啊 其实是三角学[书呆子] Yeah! It was actually trigonometry.
这就是露西一直是处女的原因 And that's why Lucy will always be a virgin, ohh.
可比没脑子的荡妇强多了 What, as opposed to a brainless slapper?
说实在的 Seriously,
如果在甜瓜上画张嘴 她会吻着甜瓜不放的 she'd snog a melon if you drew a mouth on it.
这不公平 那是柚子 That's not fair. It was a grapefruit,
而且那都是几百年前的事了 actually, and it was years ago.
贝拉 那是个秘密 Bella, that was a secret!
我想她可以试着 Well, I suppose she can try saving
和环保怪胎们拯救世界呢 the world with the eco-freakos.
怪胎们 Freakos.
怪胎们 怪胎们 怪胎们 Freakos, freakos, freakos.
也许我们该让洛克希自己决定 Maybe we should let Roxy decide for herself who
她想跟谁在一起 she wants to hang around with.
好吗 Yeah?
听着 我不打算在这里久呆 Listen, I'm not planning on sticking around for long.
-你是什么意思 -学校不适合我 - Well, what d'you mean? - Me and schools don't mix.
那么 如果都一样的话 So, if it's all the same, I think
我想我还是自己找地方吧 I'll just find my own space, cheers.
-她又不重要 -管她呢 - She ain't all that, anyway. - Whatever!
亲爱的 Matey.
卡蜜尔 Camil.
如果你不介意我这样说 If you don't mind me saying,
你还在生气 是吗 you're still angry, aren't you?
生气 菲 不 不 不 Angry, Fi? No, no, no.
我不生气 Not angry.
我只是非常 非常 非常... I'm just, er, very, very... very...
国会议员裸照
失望 ...disappointed.
-下一个 -你就会这几招吗 - Next. - Is that all you got?
嗨 伙计们 Hi, guys.
-只想着我 -嗨 伙计们 - ... don't care about no one but me - Hi, guys.
让那个女孩儿离我远远的 Get that girl a lifetime away from me
嗨 伙计们 Hi, guys.
嗨 伙计们 Hi, guys!
作为新一届的学生代表 As the new head of the student body,
我想我们可以每周三开个会 I thought we could hold a meeting every Wednesday
所有人都有机会为 to give everyone the opportunity to propose new ideas
学校的每日运作提些建议 about the day-to-day running of the school.
天啊 你差点就唬住我们了 Oh, god, you nearly had us there,
安娜贝尔 Annabelle.
姑娘们 姑娘们 姑娘们 Hey, girls, girls, girls,
看啊 她真的是学生代表 look, she really is head girl.
说到家族事业 Talk about keeping it in the family.
伙计们 Hey, guys,
我们刚刚从闭路电视发现件非常可疑的事 we just got something really suspicious on cctv.
有人刚刚进了图书馆 Someone just went into the library.
图书馆 The library?
我都不知道我们有图书馆 I didn't know we had a library.
-那是谁 -我不知道 - Who's that? - I don't know.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
能解释一下是怎么回事吗 希莉娅 Care to explain what's going on, Celia?
也许 不能 Er... maybe. No.
我去拿我的钳子 I'll get my tongs.
再想想 为什么不呢 我很乐意 On second thought, why not? Happy to.
总是没机会用我的钳子 Oh, I never get to use my tongs!
基本上 一个男人让我找的 Basically, this, like... man totally asked me to find it.
什么男人 What man?
-我不能说 -我去取钳子 - I can't say. - I'll get my tongs.
不是 我不能说 因为我不知道 No. I can't say, cos I don't know.
我以前从没见过他 I've never seen him before.
他告诉我它在哪里 He told me where it was,
还说如果我找到就给我二万 said he'd pay me 20,000 if I got it.
二万镑就为了这个 Ha! 20,000 pounds for that?
只有比安卡才会戴它 It looks like something Bianca would wear.
你要把二万英镑花在哪儿呢 What were you going to spend 20,000 pounds on?
汽轮机 Turbines.
风力发电 Wind power.
冰层在融化 The ice caps are melting.
海平线在升高 Sea levels are rising.
气候变化是我们这代面临的最重要的问题 Climate change is the most important issue our generation faces.
有了这笔钱我们就能中和学校的碳排放量 With this money we could make this school carbon neutral.
是啊 Yeah.
或者我们可以卖掉戒指 Or we could slide the ring over,
花光钱来买古琦首饰 split the cash and get our Gucci on!
从外形和材质上来看 Well, judging by the shapes and the markings...
我会说这是枚戒指 ...I'd say it was a ring.
一定是枚戒指 Definitely a ring.
很好 Good.
知道是多少年前的吗 Any idea how old?
这才像样 That's my girl.
非常古老 It's well old.
白痴 Idiot.
杰斯 伙计 你在忙些什么 Jess, man, what are you up to?
重要的不是市场价格 Look, it ain't about its market value.
而是对个人的意义 It's about what it's worth to the individual.
她说得对 She's right.
依我看 二万只是起价 The way I see it, twenty's just his opening bid.
我估计我们能要到两倍 I reckon we should squeeze him for double that.
-四万 也许是五万 -五万英镑 - 40, maybe 50 grand. - 50,000 pounds?
这才说道了点子上 Now you are talking!
是他打来的 Um... that's him.
-铁拳功 -不 中国神火 - Kung-fu grip. - No, chinese burn!
我是女生代表 由我来谈 Head girl badge. I'll do the talking.
继续啊 Go on.
我是安娜贝尔·弗里顿 圣特里安女生代表 You're talking to Annabelle Fritton, head girl of St Trinian's.
弗里顿小姐 Well, well, well, little Miss Fritton.
你付给你二万元 I made you an offer, 20,000.
成交吗 Deal or no deal?
-不成交 -不成交 - No deal. - No deal.
让他瞧瞧 That showed him.
等一下 Wait. Shh.
-你说什么 -我说 不成交 - Excuse me? - I said, no deal.
-我们要...-五万 - We want... - 50.
我们要 We want...
继续说 Go on.
十万英镑 ...100,000.
她在干嘛 What is she doing?
我表现得很亲切 I was prepared to be nice.
我甚至表现得慷慨大方 I was even prepared to be generous,
而你却侮辱了我的慷慨 and then you insult my generosity.
谈判结束 一分钱也没有 The offer is off the table. No money.
你瞧 先生 Now, look here, mister,
你知道你在和谁讨价还价吗 do you have any idea who you're dealing with?
错了 小弗里顿 No, no, no, little Fritton,
问题是 你知道吗 the question is, do you?
因为你就要知道了 Because you're about to find out.
-十万英镑 -你疯了吗 - 100,000 quid? - Are you mad?
看在上帝的份儿上 安娜贝尔 For god's sake, Annabelle.
凯丽 我是安娜贝尔 Kelly, it's Annabelle.
安娜贝尔 你好啊 Annabelle. Hey-hey.
你好 你有时间吗 Hi. Listen, have you got a minute?
是的 我有 Yeah, I got a minute.
日子过得怎么样 女生代表 How's life, head girl?
你知道 非常好 Oh, you know, it's, um, it's great.
不是非常好 但是也不错 Well, not great, but good.
发生什么事了 What's happened?
没什么大不了的事 只是... Oh, it's nothing terrible, it's just...
有个诡异的家伙要向希莉娅买一枚戒指 This creepy guy tried to buy an ancient ring off Celia,
他出二万英镑 然后 and he offered her 20,000 and then
我向他要十万英镑 I went and asked for a hundred.
接着他就威胁我们 Then he threatened us.
我想他可能是个危险人物 I think he might be dangerous.
现在人人都要杀了我 我不知道该怎么办 Now everyone wants to kill me, and I don't know what to do.
听起来像又回到了圣特里安 Sounds like another day at St Trinian's.
-我得走了 -我不认为 - I've gotta go. - I don't think
我能处理好 I'm handling this as well as I...
听着 亲爱的 如果想当头儿 Listen, honey. If you wanna take the lead,
你就得装作你知道怎么做 you've gotta act like you know the way.
凯丽 我对这事儿有不好的预感 Kelly, I've got a bad feeling about this.
-是的 -凯丽 凯丽 - Yes! - Kelly? Kelly?
得走了 再见 Gotta fly. Ciao.
等一下 Oh, hang on a minute...
深呼吸 现在 抬起胳膊缠成蝎子形 Breathe deeply. Now, rise up into the tangled scorpion.
保持住 保持住 And hold, and hold.
保持住 保持住 And hold and hold.
继续走 继续走 Go on, go on, go on!
大家都进去 进去 Shoo, shoo, shoo! Get in! Get in, everyone!
伙计们 巴黎三点开盘 Ok, guys, Paris opens in three.
经济学
我们有的忙了 Let's get busy.
黄金升值 黄金升值 Gold's up. Gold's up.
简克劳德 点评结束 请说话 Jean-Claude, comment is over? Talk to me.
物理学
干得漂亮 姑娘们 这是个现代生活中 Excellent work, girls. A, er... A very apposite example
电力多用性的好例子 of one of the many uses of electricity in the modern world.
下一个是谁 Who's next?
佐伊 Zoe.
因为我能得到我想要的 Cos I can get what I want
音乐课
我的梦想越大 the more that I dream
看起来就越艰难 相信我 The harder it seems, oh, believe me, yeah...
这是张电椅 小姐 It's an electric chair, miss.
能得到我想要的 Can get what I want
我的梦想越大 The more that I dream
看起来就越艰难 相信我 The harder it seems, oh, believe me, yeah
能得到我想要的 Can get what I want
能得到我需要的 Can get what I need
所以妥协吧 这很容易 So give in to me, oh, it's easy, yeah
我能得到我想要的 我的梦想越大 I can get what I want the more that I dream
我尖叫的越卖力 相信我 The harder I scream, oh, believe me, yeah...
地狱见吧 See you in the underworld.
圣特里安私有财产
搞什么 What the...
我越努力 越... The harder I try, the ha...
怎么了 来电啊 What's happened? Get me power.
说真的 如果你不想让我唱歌 直接说就行 Seriously, if you didn't want me to sing, you should just say so.
我真的很享受这个 I'm going to rather enjoy this.
有人能告诉我一下怎么回事吗 Would anyone care to tell me what's going on?
事情是这样的 这个人给我二万元 So, basically like... this guy, he offered me 20,000 pounds
买弗里顿档案里的戒指 所以我 for a ring from the Fritton archives. So I...
所以我们想既然有人会出二万就... So, we figured anybody who's willing to pay 20 would...
会出五万 Pay 50.
但是安娜贝尔要价十万 But Annabelle went and asked for 100.
是的 Yeah.
白痴 Idiot.
我能看看这枚戒指吗 May I see this ring?
给她看 Go on.
我们不明白的是 校长 I mean, what we don't get, miss, yeah,
为什么有人会出大价钱买些便宜货呢 is why anyone would shell out big benjis for some budget bling.
不会有人这么干的 比安卡 Anyone wouldn't, Bianca.
当然除非 传说是真的 Unless, of course... the legend were true.
什么传说 What legend?
弗里顿的黄金传说 The legend of the Fritton's Gold.
是恐怖故事吗 校长 Is this a scary story, miss?
笑什么 What?
那是1589年的 It is a dark and stormy night,
一个黑暗的暴风雨之夜 And the year is 1589.
有一艘大帆船在公海上航行 We're sailing on the high seas aboard a galleon,
这艘船的船长是邪恶的彭弗里亲王 Captained by the villainous lord Pomfrey.
他的船上装满了财宝 His cargo is a vast horde of glittering treasure.
他的目的地是英格兰 His destination, the coast of england,
他计划着用这船宝藏 Where he plans to use that treasure to
来搬倒我们伟大的女王 知道是谁吗 bring down our own great queen who? Hmm?
伊丽莎白一世 Elizabeth I?
完全正确 洁米玛 Absolutely right, Jemima.
那艘船在波浪中上下起伏 Oh, the ship ploughs through the waves,
艰难前行 船身发出吱吱的声音 Rising and plunging, her timbers creak.
桅杆上挂着主帆 Her rigging slaps against the mainsail.
突然间 When suddenly,
一个可怕的身影 Out of the black night,
划过夜空 Swoops a fearsome figure.
停船 "Avast!"...
他大喊道 ...he cried.
海盗弗里顿像猫一样 And swinging like a cat onto the deck...
翻落到甲板上 ...is pirate Fritton.
-弗里顿 -难道 - Fritton - Is that?
正是 亲爱的 我们的祖先 帅气的海贼 Yes, dear, our ancestor, Archibald Fritton,
阿奇波德·弗里顿落在了船上 Handsome sea dog, who boards the ship,
他打败了水手 Overpowers the crew...
夺走了宝藏 ...and makes off with the treasure.
-那是强盗 -那是当然 - Oh, oh, my, that is gangsta. - It certainly is.
那他后来怎么样了 So, so, like, what, what happened to him?
从那之后他便消失的无影无踪 Neither hide nor hair of him was ever heard of or seen since.
那宝藏呢 And the treasure?
传说中 像所有的好海盗一样 Well, as the legend goes,
他藏起了宝藏 并造了张地图 Like all good pirates, he hid the treasure and made a map.
这可不是一张普通的地图 西耶娜 This was no ordinary map, Sienna.
他造了两枚戒指 He made two rings...
并在每一枚戒指上雕刻了一半信息 ...and engraved half the information on each of them.
-这枚戒指就是其中之一吗 -是的 - And... that is one of the rings? - Yes.
谁能想到它就在 Who'd have thought it was sitting
我的鼻子底下呢 here right underneath my very nose.
这么说那上面有引导我们找到 So that's half the clue that will lead us to...
超级宝藏的一半线索 A super-size stash of bling.
-太棒了 -如果你们相信这个传说 是 - Yes! - If you believe the legend, yes.
但我必须警告你们 But I must warn you...
那些试图寻找宝藏的人 ...those who choose to pursue it...
都已经陷入了疯狂的边缘 ...have been driven to the brink of madness...
或彻底疯狂 ...and beyond.
晚安 姑娘们 Good night, girls.
-宝藏 -全员女生登月 - Treasure. - All-girl moon mission.
马里布海滩的房子 Malibu beach house!
前提是你们相信那个传说 If you believe the legend.
我们当然相信 Of course we do.
-红色警报 红色警报 -有入侵者 - Code red, Code red! - Oh, my gosh, intruders.
-行动 -我去拿我的钳子 - Action stations. - I'll get my tongs.
快点 Well, come on.
-我已经等了很久 -走 - I've waited for so long - Let's go.
忍受你的恶作剧 Put up with your shenanigans
我将会和你较量 I'm going to take you on
而你却不会察觉 And you won't know the half of it
我会让你滚回老家 I'm gonna put you in your place
你有王后 我有A You've got the queen, I've got the ace
我会把你点燃 把你熏倒 I'll light you up and smoke you down
看着你滚了一圈又一圈 And watch the rings go round and round
力量与荣耀 Strength and honour.
找个安全的 So, sitting comfortably,
不会被打扰的地方坐好 Somewhere safe, where you won't be disturbed,
静坐一会来调整呼吸 Take a few moments to get in touch with your breath.
吸气 呼气 Breathe in... and out.
吸气 And in.
入侵者将被惩罚
天生杀人狂
快点 Come on.
你们好 帅哥 Hello, boys.
我会让你滚回老家 I'm gonna put you in your place
你有王后 我有A You've got the queen, I've got the ace
我会把你点燃 把你熏倒 I'll light you up and smoke you down
然后看着你的世界崩溃 And watch your world come crashing down...
打扰一下 Excuse me?
还没做自我介绍 我叫卡蜜拉·弗里顿 I don't think we've been introduced. My name is Camilla Fritton.
朋友们都叫我蜜莉 我该叫你什么 My friends call me Millie. What... should I call you?
也许该给你叫辆救护车 An ambulance, perhaps?
姑娘们 等看到他们的眼白再动手 Ok, girls. Wait till you see the whites of their eyes.
我们是最好的 We are the best
其他人一边去 So screw the rest
我们爱做什么做什么 We do as we damn well please
直到最后 Until the end
圣特里安 St Trinian's
混乱的守护者 Defenders of anarchy...
等等 Wait for it.
装弹 Load!
等等 等等 Wait for it, wait for it.
-开火 -开火 - Fire. - Fire!
-第二排 开火 -开火 - Second rank, fire. - Fire!
第三排 开火 Third rank, fire.
好的 Yes!
-第四排 -开火 - Fourth rank, fire! - Fire!
听说过音墙吗 Ever heard of the wall of sound?
你们就要撞到了 Well, you're about to run into it.
你干什么 What are you doing?
开火 Fire!
随意开火 Fire at will.
我们是最好的 其他人一边去 We are the best so screw the rest
我们爱做什么做什么 We do as we damn well please
直到最后 Until the end
圣特里安 St trinian's
混乱的守护者 Defenders of anarchy
窝囊废 窝囊废 Losers! losers! losers!
不要再回来 And don't come back!
我错过派对 还是怎么了 Did I miss a party or something?
我觉得不太严重 你怎么不坐起来 I don't think it's too serious. Why don't you sit up?
-给那女孩一品脱血 我请 -是 校长 - Give that girl a pint of blood on me. - Yes, miss.
-我尽力了 校长 -不 躺下休息 士兵 - I tried my best, miss. - No, rest, dear soldier, rest.
勇敢的士兵 你是圣特里安的骄傲 Brave, brave soldier. You did St trinian's proud.
有什么消息 咱们大获全胜吗 What's the news. Victory for the home team?
他们肯定不会再回来了 肯定 Well, they won't be coming back again, that's for sure.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank god.
保持安静 Keep quiet and still!
别动 Don't move!
安静 Stay calm.
不错的登场 当然 Quite the entrance. Of course...
有人本该用前门的 one could have used the front door.
是啊 但看起来不会这么酷 Yes, but it wouldn't have looked nearly so cool.
-你们是什么人 -我们是你的噩梦 - Who are you people? - We're your worst nightmare.
你们可不是比吉斯 接招乐队 You're not the Bee Gees, take that.
希望你不介意我跳进来 Hope you don't mind me dropping in?
我是来收债的 I've just come to collect on a debt
你们弗里顿家族欠下的 you Frittons have owed for... ooh...
420年的债 ...four hundred and twenty years or so.
你是彭弗里家的 You're a Pomfrey?
什么彭弗里 What's Pomfrey?
聪明的姑娘 Clever girl.
确切的说是皮尔斯·彭弗里爵士 Sir Piers Pomfrey, to be exact.
你一定是妙不可言的卡蜜拉 You must be the ineffable Camilla.
好吧 Well...
令人陶醉 Enchant?
上帝啊 你不至于傻到 Good heavens, surely you're not silly enough
相信那些关于海盗和宝藏的 to believe all that silly old legend,
愚蠢传说吧 About the pirates and treasure and all that bunkum?
当然不会 Of course not.
姑妈 Auntie.
那就是我们费了这么大力气的原因 That's why we went to so much trouble.
给您 先生 There you are, sir.
我会把宝藏拿回来 And I will have it back.
现在我有线索知道宝藏在哪了 Now that I have a clue to its whereabouts.
是的 可只有一半的线索 先生 Yes, well, half a clue, sir.
还有一句忠告 弗里顿女士 One word of advice, miss Fritton...
抱歉 抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
他们很伟大 但你绝对不会关机 They're great but you never really switch off, do you?
波诺 又想去喝啤酒了 Bono. Wants to go for beers, again.
总之 正如我所言 我希望我们 Anyway, as I was saying, I hope we
不要再见面了 弗里顿女士 don't meet again, miss Fritton,
为了你好 For your sake.
顺便说下 这里看上去像被炸过 Place looks like a bombsite, by the way.
小姐们真得好好打扫下房子了 You ladies really need to keep up the housework.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
真不敢相信 I can't believe it.
她要讲话了 She's gonna talk.
姑娘们 Girls...
我们的家园 我们的学校 我们的圣堂 Our home, our school... our sanctuary, has been violated...
遭人非法入侵 And not in a good way.
众所周知 圣特里安反对暴力 As you know, fighting is abhorred here in St Trinian's.
但这次 我要说 But in this case... I say to you...
是他们先挑起的 They started it!
可女士 我们该怎们办 戒指已经没了 But, miss, what are we gonna do? We ain't got the ring.
是啊 可不要忘了 杰西卡 传说有两枚戒指 Ah, yes. But remember the legend, Jessica. There are two rings.
为了阻止他们恃强凌弱 To stop these bullies,
我们一定要率先找到第二枚戒指 All we have to do is find the second ring first.
那第一枚呢 But what about the first ring?
我很快就会拿回第一枚 现在 姑娘们 I'll get to the first ring in a second, now, girls,
我们先找到第二枚 We find the second ring first,
再渗透进敌人内部 We infiltrate the enemy camp,
拿回第一枚 And get the first ring... second.
听着 也许他们人多 Now... they may be many,
我们人少 And we may be few,
但那些能和我站在一起的人 But anyone who stands beside me in this struggle,
怎么说呢 What can I say?
我们人少 We few...
我们是幸运的少数 We happy few,
我们是一只姐妹的队伍 We band of sisters.
和我一起流血的人都是我的姐妹 For she who sheds her blood with me shall be my sister,
她从未如此卑微 那些躺在床上的贵族女孩 Were she ne'er so vile. And gentle girls in england now abed,
此时此刻应该可恨自己不在这里 Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
她们应收起少女的矜持 And hold their girlhood cheap whilst any speaks...
同我们一起 ...who fought with us...
是啊 Oh, yeah.
为圣特里安战斗 ...upon st trinian's day.
我要去寻找宝藏 谁和我一起 So... i'm going treasure hunting. Who's with me?
欢迎 兄弟们 开始宣誓 Kinsmen, welcome. Let us pledge our troth.
为了维持自然秩序 To preserve the natural order,
男人是主宰 女人是奴仆 Menfolk as master, women as cattle under yoke and chain.
女人必须永远侍奉男人 She under he for eternity.
我在此召开我们圣兄弟会 I hereby convene this, the 612th congregation
第612次集会 Of our hallowed brotherhood.
你们怎么样 How are we all?
-很好 -好多了 咱们夺回了戒指 - Very well. - A lot better now we got the ring back.
听着 听着 Hmm. Hear, hear.
他是个富有的慈善家 一个有影响力的人 He's a wealthy philanthropist. A real mover and a shaker.
是啊 似乎每个人都喜欢他 Yeah. Everybody seems to love him.
-他一定很有钱 -没有任何负面新闻 - He must be loaded. - I can't find anything negative on him.
不要被表面现象迷惑 姑娘们 Don't be fooled by appearances, girls.
继续找 继续找 Now, keep looking. Keep looking.
把网放宽 姑娘们 Ok, let's widen the net, girls.
寻找任何与海盗弗里顿有关的信息 Look for anything mentioning pirate Fritton.
-那个看上去很有趣 -是什么 - That looks interesting. - What's that?
姑娘们 看啊 我找到了点东西 Girls, hey, look, I've got something.
上面写着 It is... recorded that the pis...
上面写着 持枪海盗 It's recorded that the pistol-toting
弗里顿留下了宝藏的线索 pirate Fritton left a treasure trail.
线索由一副卡牌开始 It started with a series of playing cards.
-在这 -每张上面都写着线索 - Here they are. - On each was written a clue.
看 看这 Look! Look here.
1882年5月22日 我们国王生日这天 "On the day of our lord, may 22nd, 1882,
牧师弗纳姆·弗里顿 也就是我 I, the reverend Fortnum Fritton... "
在几代人的努力之后 ...after generations failed before me,
终于找到了第一枚戒指 I finally found the first ring.
而且还有找寻第二枚戒指的线索 And along with it, the means of finding the second.
什么 他找到了什么 What? What did he find?
"吏女" A widdle.
"吏女" A widdle?
弗里顿本人留下的 非常古老的"吏女" A weally old widdle, left by piwate Fritton himthelf.
是一个谜语 Oh, oh, oh. A riddle.
我说的就是谜语 笨蛋 That's what I said, Silly.
那"吏女"在哪 So where's the widdle now?
是谜语 It's a riddle.
-我们找到了这个 -弗纳姆的遗嘱 - We found this. - Fortnum's will.
我留下线索 但不是在地上 "And I shall leave a trace of it but not upon this earth. "
不在地球上 那在哪 太空里吗 Not on earth? So it's what, like in space or something?
不在地上 可能在地下 Not upon the earth, but under it.
也许在他的坟墓里 Six feet under, perhapth?
坟墓里 Six feet under.
不要断章取义 Don't take the pith.
瞧啊 我真不敢相信 Look, I can't believe, right,
我们要去挖一个古怪老头的坟墓 That we're gonna dig up some rank dead
就因为一点点可能他留下了线索 geezer on the off-chance he's got a clue.
真是令人毛骨悚然 This is so creepy.
我们此刻正从死尸上走过 We are actually walking over dead bodies right now.
不必害怕死人 There's no reason to be scared of death,
因为死亡就像生命 Cos death's just like, you know, life,
除去了所有的废话 But with all the crap bits taken out -
比如穷困 法西斯 Like poverty and fascism,
和麦莉·赛勒斯 And Miley Cyrus.
这么说你不介意自己死去? So, you wouldn't mind if you died?
-我不介意你死 -看 在那 - I wouldn't mind if you died. - There, look.
他有些有分量的朋友 He's got powerful friends.
她多漂亮啊 Ah, isn't she marvellous?
我倒不介意和巴拉克·奥巴马谈谈 I wouldn't mind getting my teeth around Barack Obama.
还有 And, um...
也许你认识这个人 ...here's somebody you might know.
也许我们能通过他找到彭弗里 He may be our route to Pomfrey.
-爱是多么美妙 -杰弗里 - Love is a many-splendoured... - Geoffrey.
也许你该给他打个电话 Maybe you should give him a call.
给他打电话 Call him?
我宁肯全身涂满果酱 坐在蜂巢上 I'd rather cover myself in jam and sit on a wasps' nest.
他也许是我们唯一的希望 But he might be our only hope.
绝不 Never!
你谈过恋爱吗 史蒂夫 You ever been in love, Steve?
-上帝啊 -别抱怨 - Oh, god. - Don't bother.
听我一句忠告 Take my advice...
-离女人远点 -离女人远点 - Stay away from women? - Stay away from women.
听着 你必须忘掉她 杰弗 Look, you gotta forget about her, Geoff.
-向前看 拜托了 -怎么可能 - Move on. Please! - How is it possible?
在她那暴牙的微笑 Behind the toothy smile and the...
蓝色的眼睛 娇柔的衣服 baby blue eyes and the tweed suits,
漂亮的靴子背后 And the wellington boots, there beats a
是一颗无情的自私的心 heart that is callous and self-serving?
其实她的眼睛是棕色的 I think you'll find they're brown, actually.
史蒂夫 是蓝色的 Steve, they're blue.
真的是棕色的 杰弗里 They are most definitely brown, Geoffrey.
抱歉 我不站起来了 Excuse me if I don't get up.
又不是第一次了 Won't be the first time.
-你想要什么 -我想知道一些 - What do you want? - I want to know...
关于你的小朋友皮尔斯·彭弗里爵士的事 About your little friend, sir Piers Pomfrey.
彭弗里 Pomfrey?
他约你出去了 Asked you out on a date, has he?
我希望他清楚自己的处境 I hope he knows what he's letting himself in for.
他会被折腾一整夜 并饱受屈辱 Couple of athletic sleepovers and a bout of ritual humiliation.
拜托 你只从报纸上 Oh please, so got your private parts
摘出了描述你自己的部分 out in a national newspaper. So what?
是啊 你们可以成双成对 Yeah, the pair of you, made for each other.
在地狱举行婚礼 也不关我的事 Marriage made in hell. Not that I care.
我不想和他结婚 我只是想报复 I don't want to get into his pants. I just want to get even.
两杯比利酒加冰 加酸橙汁 Double baileys on the rocks, please. Touch of lime juice.
我们还要在这呆很久吗 Are we, er, gonna be here long?
怎么了 你要去哪吗 Er, why, you got somewhere to be?
我只是有点冷 天又潮 而且很无聊 Oh, I just... i'm cold and wet and bored.
她害怕了 She's scared.
你害怕了 You're scared!
得了吧 No.
这种事我干得多了 所以根本就没什么 I do this kind of stuff all the time. So, whatever.
我只是想放松 休息一下 You know, I'm just chilling. Chill-axing.
我的指甲 My nails!
我刚让人修剪好的 I had just had them done.
被你吓死了 I nearly trumped in my trackies.
他很危险 卡蜜拉 He's dangerous, Camilla.
精心策划让我下台 Orchestrated my downfall
彭弗里和他的秘密组织 Pomfrey and his secret society.
秘密组织 Secret society?
元年 Ad1.
他们组织成员什么人都有 They've got members in every crook and nanny.
政府官员 军人 警察 Government... army... police force.
-我明白了 -你在想什么 弗里顿 - I see. - What's the plot, Fritton?
你不会是想推翻他吧 I mean, you're not thinking of going up against him, are you?
天哪 你真有这个打算 Oh, my god, you are!
他们抢走我的东西 我必须夺回来 They've taken something from me that I intend to get back.
蜜莉 Millie...
-算我一个 -杰弗里 - Count me in. - Oh, Geoffrey.
杰弗里 ...Geoffrey.
你只是一个惨白的酗酒成性的躯壳而已 You're a drunk, a sot, a pale and pickled wreck of a man.
如果你是只马的话 If you were a horse,
他们早就毙了你了 上帝啊 They'd shoot you. God!
先别走 小姐 Hold it right there, young lady.
我也许喝醉了 也许是个酒鬼 I may be... drunk and I may be a sot...
也许是匹喝醉的马 And I may be a pickled... horse...
但是我知道关于秘密组织的一点 But there's one thing I know about secret societies...
他们非常的神秘 你根本就不知道他们是谁 They're very secretive. You don't know who they are.
不知道他们在哪 对他们一无所知 You don't know where they are. You don't know anything about them
除非你是他们的成员 Unless you're a member or... unless, of course...
你曾经是 You were one yourself.
-恶心 -我觉得挺漂亮的 - Gross. - Oh, I think it's kind of beautiful.
瞧 他帽子下面卡着什么东西 Look, there's something stuck under his hat.
此戒不寻常 戴在耳朵上 "This ring will fit no finger, but works upon the ear."
我看不清楚最后一行字 被腐蚀掉了 I can't make out the final lines. They've rotted away.
就像那部电影 她被鬼魂附身了 Just like the spirit. It's like that bit in ghost.
比安卡 Bianca
可以听到我们吗? Can you hear us?
当然可以 Yeah, course I can.
你这个娘们 You tit.
我们以为你被附身了 We thought you were possessed.
那你们才是娘们吧 胆小鬼 Well, that would make you the tit, then, wouldn't it, you tit?
不要那样叫她 Don't call her a tit.
又不是她把我们拉到这来的 She's not the one who dragged us here.
给我停下来 卑劣的畜生 Desist, you vile creatures!
吃点镇定剂吧 安娜贝尔 Take a chill pill, Annabelle.
我不是安娜贝尔 I am not Annabelle!
是啊 我们都差点忘了 Oh, yeah. We nearly almost forgot.
你是女生代表 对不对 You're head girl. Yeah?
热烈欢呼一下 Big whoop.
实际情况是 The fact of the matter is
人们已经生活在 That people have been living in
对这个人的恐惧中太长时间了 fear of that man for far too long,
我可以告诉你 蜜莉 我已经无所畏惧 And I can tell you something, Millie - I am not afraid any more!
上帝啊 Christ!
-早上好 姑娘们 -早上好 校长 - Morning, girls. - Morning, miss.
我恨不得马上给他一剂专门为他研制的药 I can't wait to give him a dose of his own medicine,
看他像泡在盐水里的鼻涕虫那样蜷缩枯萎 And watch the pompous prig shrivel like a slug in salt.
我们得马上行动 趁热打铁 We have to act now, strike while the iron's hot.
君子报仇 十年不晚 杰弗里 Revenge is a dish best served cold, Geoffrey.
欢迎来到诊疗室 特维茨先生 Welcome to recovery, Mr Thwaites.
你得冷静一下 And you need to cool down.
我们还需要你呢 杰弗里 We have plans for you, Geoffrey.
我珍惜每一天 I'm just taking every day as it comes
然后每天都变得越来越好 越来越明亮 And each day gets better and brighter.
我的名字是乔治安娜 So, my name is Georgiana,
我现在可以很自豪的说 And I'm proud to be able to say that I
六年里我滴酒未沾 haven't had a drink for six years now.
好样的 乔治安娜 Well done, Georgiana.
现在有请大家欢迎我们的新成员 And now I'd like you all to welcome our newest member.
杰弗里·特维茨先生 Geoffrey. Mr thwaites.
你能加入真的是太好了 How lovely to see you here,
和我 和大家 欢聚于此 With me, us, in this room.
是的 Right.
我叫杰弗里 Well, I, I'm geoffrey and...
你好 杰弗里 Hello, Geoffrey.
我觉得这很有意义 Well, I think this is all, all very admirable,
但恐怕我是在浪费大家的时间 But I'm afraid you're rather wasting your time.
我不是一个酒鬼 You see, I'm not an alcoholic.
我喜欢喝酒 I, um, I like a drink.
但谁又不是呢 And who doesn't?
晚餐过后喝上一杯白兰地 A nice brandy after dinner.
打完高尔夫后喝几杯威士忌 Couple of whiskies after a round of golf.
午饭之前一杯夏普勒 A sharpener before lunch.
早餐的时候喝杯龙舌兰 Glass of tequila with breakfast.
怎么了 What?
安娜贝尔到底是怎么回事 What on earth's the matter with Annabelle?
一言难尽 女士 她已经不是她自己了 It's kinda hard to say, miss. She's not herself.
是的 我不得不说 Yeah, I must say
她把这个女生代表的头衔看得过重了 She's been taking this head girl thing a bit too seriously.
不不不 不是那样的 相信我 No. No, no, no, it's not that. Believe,
她真的已经不是她自己了 she is really not herself.
怎么回事 What on earth?
她在哪 Where is she?
安娜贝尔 快下来 Annabelle, you come down here immediately.
我不是安娜贝尔 我是弗纳姆·弗里顿 I am not Annabelle. I am Fortnum Fritton.
巴伐利亚马蹄集市的瘟神 Scourge of the bavarian hoof markets.
西部群岛听到我也会闻风丧胆 Terror of the western isles.
我是圣特里安女子学校 And I am Camilla Fritton, headmistress
校长卡蜜拉·弗里顿 of St Trinian's school for young ladies.
所以控制一下自己 So pull yourself together.
附身自己的亲人可不是 Possessing one's own relatives is not the
我们学校的优良传统 sort of thing we encourage at this school.
弗纳姆 这既不明智也不搞笑 Really, Fortnum, that is neither clever nor funny.
现在告诉我 宝藏在哪 Now tell me, where is the treasure?
终于 我心爱的宝藏 At last, my beautiful treasure.
我很有钱 I'm rich.
她彻底疯了 She's gone dolce and bananas.
我想我们应该给她驱魔 I think we need to exorcise her.
是的 她声音是有待加强 Yeah, she could definitely do with toning up.
-不是锻炼 天才 是驱魔 -是的 - Not exercise, genius, exorcise. - Yes.
我听到了 I heard that.
污秽的灵魂 快快现身 I cast you out, unclean spirit!
现在给你最后的机会 弗纳姆 The rest of the clue, Fortnum, right now,
不然你就麻烦大了 Or you'll be in big trouble.
没有什么地方像家一样 There's no place like home, um.
-撒旦 汝等受死 -是的 汝等受死 - Get thee behind me, satan. - Yes, get, get behind her.
是的 就像她说的那样 Yeah, what she said.
此戒不寻常 This ring will fit no finger,
戴在耳朵上 But works upon the ear.
希望不放弃 Awash with hopes,
缆绳已在前 I learned the ropes.
在那你将寻到我的船桅 You'll find my mast is here.
在那寻到我的船桅 Mast is here?
这样试一下 Try this way.
进展得怎样 How's it going?
我不需要 好吧 衰鬼 I don't need to! All right, losers,
你们把谜底解出来了没 Have you solved it yet or what?
今天的貌似有点棘手 想要我试一下吗 Ooh, bit touchy today. D'you want me to give it a go?
比安卡 As if, Bianca.
我觉得我应该试一下 I... think I should have a go.
两位女士 我们通过三台超级电脑 Girls, we have run it through three super-computers,
把它转换成数字方程式 Converted it into numerical equations,
并且翻译成38种语言的字谜 Anagrammatised it and translated it into 38 different languages.
你们真的以为自己可以解开谜底吗 Do you really think that either of you two are going to crack it?
也许 Might.
那就请吧 Be my guest.
此戒不寻常 戴在耳朵上 This ring will fit no finger but works upon the ear
希望不放弃 缆绳已在前 Awash with hopes I learned the ropes
在那你可以看到我的桅杆 You'll find my mast is here
在这找到我的老师 他的老师在哪 Find my masters here. Well, where were his masters?
他的学校老师 是在一所学校吗 His schoolmasters? Was it in a school?
在那可以看到我的桅杆 说的是在船上 My mast is here. Like on a boat.
就是 说的是船上的桅杆 Yeah, yeah. Like on a boat,
你这个呆瓜 你难道就不能听明白点吗 You div. What, can't you hear proper?
你难道措辞不能恰当点吗 Can't you speak proper?
-给我听着 -什么 - Oi, right? - Yeah, what?
你想怎样 What are you gonna do?
-不 什么 出来了 -稍等 稍等 - no, what, right. These are coming out. - hang on. Hang on!
-她是对的 -什么 - she's right. - huh?
他的学校 这是一个同音词 His school. That's a homophone.
同音词就是指 发音一样 A homophone is a phrase that sounds the same,
但是有两种意思 就像双关一样 But has two different meanings. Like a pun.
是的 我早就知道 Yeah, I knew that.
那么 就是一所学校了 So, it is a school.
我是对的 是弗里顿的学校 I was right, it... it's Fritton's school!
我们成功了 我们成功了 We, we cracked it. We cracked it.
露西 你真的是逊毙了 Get in! suck on that, Lucy. Yeah? Yeah?
-露西 你真的是逊毙了 -逊毙了 - in your face. In your face. - suck on that, lucy.
-逊毙了 -逊毙了 - oh, in, in, in your face. - in, in your face.
-逊毙了 -逊毙了 - oh, in your face. - your face.
天堂爱你 Heaven loves ya
乌云为你让路 The clouds part for ya
没有什么阻挡你的道路 Nothing stands in your way
当你是个男孩 When you're a boy
穿什么衣服都好看 Clothes always fit ya
生活像樱桃汁一样 Life is a pop of the cherry
当你是个男孩 When you're a boy
你可以穿上制服 You can wear uniforms
当你是个男孩 When you're a boy
其他的男孩羡慕你 Other boys check you out
你追到一个女孩 You get a girl...
这个地方 好大啊 Whoa! this place is, like, ginormous.
我们怎么才能在这么大的地方 How are we supposed to find a tiny
找到那么小的戒指呢 little ring in such a big space?
有脑子的人 有什么主意吗 Come on, Brainiacs. Any bright ideas?
我在想 好看的男孩都到哪去了 I was thinking... where are all the fit boys?
你答应过我们会有大块头帅哥的 I mean, you promised us hunky men.
这些男孩子只不过是一捆紫罗兰罢了 And these guys, they're just a bunch of pansies.
除了那位 瞧瞧他 简直帅呆了 Oh, apart from that one. Look at him. He's gorge!
萨菲 那是贝拉 Saffy, that's bella.
再见 oh. Bye.
我拿到他的电话号码了 I got his number!
你们在这干什么 What do you boys think you're doing here?
你们是谁 Who are you?
我是 I'm...
我是强蒂 强蒂·巴伯尔 I'm... Jonty. Jonty Barbour.
巴菲特·劳斯莱斯 塞巴斯蒂安·桌球 This is... Bufty Rolls-royce and... Sebastian de Billiard.
我们是威廉和哈利王子的朋友 We're friends of Wills and Harry.
你肯定知道威廉和哈利吧 You know Wills and Harry. Course you do.
他们人很不错 Great guys.
-是的 他们很棒 -优秀的男孩 - yeah, great guys. - top lads.
很棒 一级棒 Top, top!
我会滑雪 I Ski.
伙计们 我还有数学课 Bugger! I've got double maths.
我们待会见 But we'll resume this later.
被钟声救了 姐妹们 Saved by the bell, hey, girls?
-简直太聪明了 -什么太聪明了 - that was brilliant! - what was brilliant?
钟 钟 The bell. Bell.
被钟声所救 Saved by the bell!
此戒不寻常 戴在耳朵上 "This RING will fit no finger but works upon the ear. "
原来是钟声 太聪明了 The RING of the bell. Genius!
是的 Yes!
是条线索 It's a clue.
最后的戒指躲藏在 Your final search from ear to ear.
一个老头的两耳之间 An old head lies between.
从这向西南行进十六步 "stride southwest from there to here now take your first 16."
十六 16!
现在直线向东南行进239步 "Now southeast in unbroken line count 100 twice... and 39."
东南 Southeast.
太好了 Ah! brilliant!
我们怎么过去 How are we supposed to get past them?
冷静一下 姑娘们 Oh, chill out, bride of chucky! yeah?
他们只是唱诗班男孩而已 They're a choir of boys.
我来解决 Leave this one to me. Oi!
不是我好笑 但你们太严肃了 I'm not being funny, yeah. Are you lot serious?
你们听起来像女孩子一样 You lot sound like a bunch of little girlies!
你们需要添加一些混音 Right, what you need is a remix, yeah?
过来点 站过来点 So, like... come closer. Come closer.
现在听我的节奏 Right, so listen to some of my beats, yeah?
就像这样 Like...
变化 变化 Freaky, freaky!
知道吗 然后再 Yeah? And then some like...
干得不错 朱莉 谢谢 Good work, Julie. Thank you.
这是我的荣幸 女士 Pleasure, miss.
看来周日下午的伏魔课没算白学 Sunday afternoon voodoo class seems to be really paying off.
凯丽绝对不会把事情弄得这么糟糕 Kelly wouldn't have got us into this mess.
凯丽也不会被附身 Kelly wouldn't have got possessed.
亲爱的 听着 My dear child, listen to you.
你不能老是想变成凯丽·琼斯那样 You need to stop trying to be Kelly
而是要试着做 Jones and start trying to be...
我自己 Annabelle Fritton!
瞧瞧你现在 No! look at the state of you.
发型简直糟透了 That's not a hairdo. That's a hair-don't!
上帝啊 在我胸部下垂之前把脸收拾好 Oh, for god's sake, face up before I have a prolapse!
235 236 237 238 239 235, 236, 237, 238, 239...
校长室
-该死 -继续啊 - Bother. - Go on!
姑娘们 快点 随时都可能下课 Ok, guys, be quick because break starts any minute, yeah?
看他戴着什么 Look what he's wearing.
你现在成为时尚女王了 Ah, so now you're the style queen, are you?
我们是在找戒指 而不是时尚建议 Yeah, we're looking for a ring, not fashion tips.
但是他戴着一个戒指 一个耳环 But he's wearing a ring. An earring, anyway.
是吗 在画里面 Yeah. In a painting.
校长 我们学校有叫巴菲特·劳斯莱斯的吗 Headmaster, do we have a boy called Bufty Rolls-royce?
姐妹们 校长貌似朝这边走过来了 Uh... guys, the headmaster is, like, kinda coming this way.
别管了 我们得走了 爬窗 Forget it. We gotta go. The window!
姑娘们 Girls!
戒指躲藏在一个老头的耳朵间 "Your final search from ear to ear,an old headmaster lies between."
校长 Headmaster.
真是对不起 先生 Uh... i'm so sorry, sir.
你在干什么 傻小子 What are you doing, you clumsy boy?!
就是耳环 It is the earring.
逊毙了 逊毙了 In your face! In your face!
超模一样的脸 超模一样的智商 Face of a supermodel. Brain of a supernoodle.
露西 Lucy!
你真的觉得我像个超级模特吗 Do you really think I look like a supermodel?
真的 你真的很像 You do! You really do!
怎么回事 What the?
孩子们 Boys?
兔崽子 兔崽子 Boys! Boys!
兔崽子 给我过来 Boys, come here at once!
快点 快点 Come on, come on!
再见 Later!
等等 拦住他们 Wait! stop them!
快点 小伙子们 Come on, boys!
快点 Come on!
该死的 Bugger!
到手了 Got it!
都进来了没 Are we all in? Yeah.
51度 51... degrees.
30分 30... minutes.
-24 -秒 是纬度 - 24... - seconds. It's latitude.
意思是宝藏在这 Which means the treasure has to be here.
或许在这 Or here.
也许在这 在这 Or here. Or here.
实际上 可以在这条线上的任何一个地方 Anywhere, in fact, along this line.
我们需要经度 We need the longitude.
我们需要另外那枚戒指 We need the other ring.
太棒了 我们打进元年组织内部 Yes, wicked! let's break into ad1
然后把它夺回来 And swipe it back, yeah?
时间不多了 Oh, tick-tock.
谁会帮我们混进去 你还有你的穷鬼军团吗 Who's gonna get us inside? You and your chav army?
我们的名字叫野蛮女 野蛮女 Uh... we're rude girls. Rude girls. Rude girls. Girls.
穷鬼 穷鬼 穷鬼 Chavs, chavs, chavs...
不管怎样 你没觉得这个主意不可行吗 Whatever! don't you think this idea is just a wee bit unfeasible?
-洛克希 这可是圣特里安 -安娜贝尔 - Roxy, this is st trinian's. - Annabelle.
没有什么不可行 We don't know the meaning of unfeasible.
说得对 That's true.
而且我们有内线 Besides, we've got our way inside. We've got our inside man.
杰弗里 我不得不说 你变了很多 I must say, you do scrub up rather well, Geoffrey.
这得归功你和你的姑娘们 And I know I have you and the girls to thank for it.
我想给你件东西 卡蜜拉 There's something I want to give you, camilla.
瞧 Oh, look!
它可爱死了 Oh, no, he's simply divine!
太可爱了 一直舔我 He's so lovely and so licky!
我打赌要是它会说话 I bet if he could talk
它一定想跟我说它有多爱我 He'd be trying to tell me just how much he loves me.
杰弗里 我要叫它 希斯克里夫 Oh, Geoffrey! I shall call him... Heathcliff.
我有话想跟你说 但又不知道如何开口 Well, I need to tell you something but I... I don't know how.
你就说吧 杰弗里 Oh, just use your lips, Geoffrey.
元年由一帮女性厌恶症的精神病创立 AD1 are a bunch of women-hating psychopaths.
并非什么平常古老隐会 They're not just any old secret society.
500年前 他们创会宗旨就是 They were formed 500 years ago with one aim in mind -
打压征服奴役女性 The repression and the subjugation of women.
那你还加入了 杰弗里 为什么 And you were a member. Oh, Geoffrey, how could you?
我当时 很年轻 野心很大 I was... young. I was ambitious.
不择手段往上爬 I needed all the help I could get to climb the greasy pole.
看你成啥样了 Look where it got you.
我变了 卡蜜拉 I've changed, Camilla.
姑娘们等着你的消息呢 The girls are waiting to debrief you.
到时就知道你变没变了 We'll see how much you've changed.
希斯克里夫 Heathcliff!
杰弗里·特维茨告诉我组织地点了 So I got the lowdown from Geoffrey Thwaites.
他能把我们弄进去 保险箱在地下室 He can get us inside. The safe is in the basement.
戒指在保险箱里 准备出动 And the ring is in the safe! Let's get cracking!
我们要怎么知道 And what exactly do we know about
怎么闯进高安保密室啊 Breaking into high-security vaults?
我们是不懂 但我认识一个懂的 Not much. But I know a girl that does.
好吗 丫头们 All right, strangers?
-凯丽 -凯丽 - Hey, Kelly! - Kelly!
-准备好了吗 -好了 - Ready? - Ready.
好了 Ready.
过来 过来 Go on! Go on!
往前走 之后右拐 Straight ahead, then turn right.
密室就在前面 The vault should be in front of you.
注意四周 到处都是保安 But look out. There's security everywhere.
我就说吧 Told you.
就在那 There she is.
-太好了 -在这等着 - Bingo! - Wait here.
兄弟们 Kinsmen!
你在这干嘛呢 What are you doing down here?
你涂了口红吗 兄弟 Are you wearing lipstick, Kinsman?
你到底是谁 Who are you, anyway?
接招吧 帽衫仔 Take that, Hoodie.
这回可得小心点 Now tread carefully.
监控室就在右手边 The surveillance room is directly on your right.
派对时间到 It's party time.
我的黑眼睛下没有阴影 My black eye casts no shadow
你的红眼睛什么都看不见 Your red eye sees nothing
你巴掌拍不响 踢也踢不准 Your slap don't stick, your kicks don't hit
我们还是一样 So we remain the same
就爱扇巴掌 哪怕汗如雨下 Love sticks, sweat drips
打不开锁就砸烂它 Break the lock if it don't fit
踢烂门牙才是他想要的 A kick to the teeth is good for some
重拳出击非他莫属 A kiss with a fist is better than none
漂亮 Yes!
老家伙 你想要啥 Oi, geezer! What do you want?
致命一击 Vulcan death grip.
太帅了 Cool!
姑娘们 过来 Come on, girls.
那帮小丫头已经发现第二个戒指了 Are you not in the least concerned about the news
你难道一点都不担心 That those schoolgirls have discovered the second ring?
我担心 才不 Am I concerned? No.
我一点也不担心 只是觉得很烦人 No, I'm not concerned. Annoyed, certainly.
并且震惊 你们作为这个国家 Astonished at some of this country's
最聪明的头脑 居然被 Finest minds being outsmarted
一帮大脑空空的丫头片子抢先 By a bunch of pathetic, empty-headed little women!
给你们三次机会 I'll give you three guesses.
那我们接着要怎么办 先生 Well, what are we going to do about it, then, sir?
兄弟 Kinsman?
这个问题提得好 Well, isn't that an excellent question?
我想大家可以畅所欲言啊 I thought perhaps we might open that question out to the floor.
要不我们再派军队出来 I say we should send the troops in again.
还不到那个地步 上次我们还大伤元气 Let's not be too hasty. We lost good men last time.
什么东西 What's that?
氟利昂 给热感器降温 Freon. It's a freezing gas to counteract the heat sensors.
已终结 这些人都是谁啊 Terminated. Who are these people?
安娜贝尔 Annabelle.
找到了 Bingo!
该死 Bugger!
不要啊 No!
不要 Oh, no!
伙计们 任务中止 任务中止 Girls, girls, abort mission. Abort mission!
撤 撤 撤 Go, go, go!
转向杰弗里那边 Switch to Geoffrey cam.
全看你的了 杰弗里 It's all up to you, Geoffrey.
兄弟 Kinsman...
你怎么不说话 有什么提议 We've heard nothing from you. What's your proposal?
兄弟 Kinsman!
干嘛 What?
他醉成烂泥了 怎么了 He's absolutely sloshed. What's happened?
你说该怎么对付这帮女人 What's your take on these women?
女人 Women?
我跟你说啊 I'll tell you what, right...
认真地说 我受够她们了 I'll tell... seriously, I've had enough of them.
看到她们血盆大口我就恶心 I've... sick to the hind bloody teeth of the whole lot of them.
无耻 Scumbag!
整天在耳边嗡嗡嗡 Yack, yack, yack in your ear all day about...
那是我们感激你 That's gratitude for you.
感激 Gratitude.
我把他那堆事儿里解救出来 After I rescued him from the dung heap.
堆 Dung...
"堆" Dung?
整天唧唧喳喳这个那个 Bitching and moaning about this and that and whatever.
该是让她们闭嘴的时候了 It's time for them to shut up!
你这个白痴 ...you stupid little...
我学到的是 女人们 Tell you what I realised, right, about women
贪婪 狡猾 Is that they're greedy, manipulative,
冷血 虐待狂 轻浮 Cold-hearted, sadistic little... minxes.
我对她们死心了 打倒女人 And I'm finished with them! No mercy!
打倒 打倒 打倒 No mercy! No mercy! No mercy!
打倒 打倒 No mercy! No mercy!
打倒女人 No mercy!
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
-他怎么能 -无耻 - How dare he? - Nasty piece of work!
-您讲的很精彩 -我很认真 - I like what you said. - I meant every word.
也该有人大声说出来了 About time someone said it straight.
女人就该在家煮饭生孩子 Women are for making cakes and babies.
说得好 兄弟 Good job, Kinsman.
我奖赏你 I commend you.
主人 Master.
任务结束 Mission over.
这可真行得通啊 是吧 好主意啊 That worked out well, didn't it? Brilliant plan!
怎么不见你帮点忙啊 I didn't exactly see you helping!
一个人忙着干什么去了 You must have been busy doing sod-all yourself.
谁想来杯喝的 Who's for a nice cup of?
到底谁说要闯进那个空密室的 Like whose idea was it to break into an empty vault anyway?
你们这群书呆子一点用都没有 The geeks didn't do their homework.
我们怎么知道密室是空的 How were we supposed to know the vault was empty?
只能这样了 蠢材吧 That's all we need, yeah? Thick geeks!
还不如让切尔西去 We would have been better off asking Chelsea to do it!
我们这个状态怎么对抗元年 How can we expect to fight an organisation like AD1
这就内讧了 If all we do is fight each other?
现在不是追究责任的时候 This is not the time to play the blame game!
没错 安娜贝尔 Absolutely right, Annabelle.
如果谁该负责的话 If it's anybody's fault,
一定是那个两面派的杰弗里·特维茨 It's that double-crossing swine Geoffrey Thwaites'.
我早知道他信不过 Deep down I always knew he was untrustworthy.
你却被他那点小伎俩迷住了 But he sucks you in with his rakish charm,
他那两只如深潭般的双眼 Those eyes like limpid pools.
如丝绸般的乱发 That silky, tousled hair.
坚实 毛绒绒的胸膛 That firm, downy chest.
才不是 他是叛徒 懦夫 No! He's a traitor and a coward!
我再看到他的话 And if I see him again, so...
杰弗里 Oh. Geoffrey.
戒指 The ring!
财务主任 按市价算 一万多布隆值多少钱 Bursar, how much is 10,000 doubloons worth in today's currency?
进一位 乘12 进一位 Oh... carry the one, times by 12, carry the one,
刨除通胀率 Compound the rate of inflation.
值409846902英镑18便士 409,846,902 pounds and 18 pence.
为什么 Why?
哗啦啦 Because Kerching!
就是说我们发了 That's what we're going to collect,
你这个可爱的小数字机 You darling little number cruncher!
那也得找到戒指啊 Yes, if we find the ring.
另外那只 I mean, the other ring.
小亲亲啊 My precious!
纬度 51度30分24 Latitude, 51 degrees, 30 minutes, 24 seconds.
经度 0度5分35 Longitude, zero degrees, five minutes, 35 seconds.
在伦敦 It's... it's in London.
标出位置 X marks the spot.
就在泰晤士河边 Right by the Thames.
姑娘们 Girls...
我们到剧院一游如何 Oh. How about a visit to the theatre?
琼斯探员 Agent Jones.
机场见 I'll see you at the airport.
听着 我得走了 你就从这里接手吧 Hey. Listen, I've got to run but you can take it from here.
-凯尔 -你可以的 - Kel... - You'll be fine.
你姑妈可能神经不大正常 Your aunt might be as mad as a bag of gerbils
但她看人还是挺准的 But she's a pretty smart judge of character.
凯丽 Kelly...
你现在是做什么的 What do you do now?
你听说过陆军军情5处 You heard of Ml5?
军情6处 MI6?
我在军情7处 Well, that was MI7.
一路顺风 Good luck.
我不习惯万事都有优先权 I'm not used to being the first pick
像用着碧倩的漂亮小妞那样 Like the cool chick from the in clique
我有自己的路要走 I have always gone my own way
我有属于自己的世界 I'm my own girl in my own world
我体会到那种感觉 今晚就歇斯底里 I'm gonna feel that feeling, gonna lose control tonight
-还没到吗 -还没 财务主任 - Are we nearly there yet? - Not now, Bursar.
我体会到那种感觉 今晚就歇斯底里 I'm gonna feel that feeling, gonna lose control tonight
皮特 Peters!
看这儿 Look at this.
先生 很可爱 是新买的 Oh, yes. That's lovely, sir. Is that new?
再看 Look at it.
仔细看 Look at it!
她们把他掉包了 两只戒指都到手了 They swapped it. They've got both rings.
快找到她们 我要把她们碾碎 I want them found. I want them crushed.
我要毁了她们 I want them destroyed.
别着急先生 Don't worry, sir.
我们闭路电视网络相当强大 还有密探 We have an extensive network of CCTV and undercover operatives.
她们吐口气我们都知道 They can't breathe without us knowing about it.
那她们现在在哪 So where are they?
现在在哪 Where are they now?
她们 在哪 Where are they... now?
她们在哪 Where are they? Um...
目标锁定 3号月台 Subjects located. Platform three.
弗里顿小姐 Ah, little Miss Fritton.
6号月台下一班车将在16时28分出站 The next train to depart from platform six will be the 16:28...
是 Yes.
保持冷静 姑娘们 Just stay calm, girls.
泳池守则 切忌奔跑 Swimming pool rules. No running.
-切忌推挤 -找到了 - No shoving. - I have them.
切忌调情 听我指挥 No heavy petting. We go when I say.
-抓住她们 -收到 - Take them. - Roger that.
开始行动 开始行动 Start to move in. Moving in now.
好了 安娜贝尔 我们开始 快 Ok, Annabelle, let's do this. Now.
一二 一二三四 A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
看看街上行走的人啊 See the people walking down the street
边吃边看排成了队 Fall in line just watching on the feed
对于去哪一无所知 They don't know where they wanna go
但却匆忙走过 But they're walking in time
他们跟上了节拍 跟上了节拍 They got the beat, they got the beat, they got the beat
他们跟上了节拍 Yeah, they got the beat
这究竟是什么情况 她们在干吗 What on earth is going on? What are they doing?
应该是快闪一族 先生 I think it's called a flash mob, Sir.
安娜贝尔 该走了 Annabelle, time to go.
所有学生跑出学校 All the kids just getting out of school
沿街闲晃 无所事事 They can't wait to hang out and be cool
直到午夜时分 Hang around till quarter after 12
人们又站成了一排 That's when they fall in line
当心 他们盯着你呢 Look out. They're onto you.
他们跟上了节拍 跟上了节拍 They got the beat, they got the beat
学生们跟上了节拍 跟上了节拍 Kids got the beat, yeah, kids got the beat
跟上音乐... Go-go music...
姑娘们 当心 蹲下 蹲下 Girls, be careful! Duck! Duck!
小小木马 让我们转向 Do the pony, puts us in a trance
来跳跳舞 给我们机会 Do the Watusi, just give us a chance
只能走南面出口 Ok, it's clear for the south exit.
因为我们跟上了节拍 跟上了节拍 Cos we've got the beat, we got the beat, we got the beat
跟上了 Yeah, we got it
跟上了节拍 We got the beat
守住你们的位置 Men, hold your positions.
所有出口已被封锁 重复 所有出口已被封锁 All exits are covered. Repeat, all exits are covered.
走 走 快走 Go, go, go, go!
我们跟上了节拍 We got the beat
我们跟着节拍起舞 We know you can dance to the beat
我们跟上了节拍 We got the beat
起跳 Jump in
落地 Get down
旋转 旋转 转啊转 Round and around and around
我们跟上了节拍 We got the beat
-跟上她们 -她们分头行动 - Follow them! - they're in groups.
先生 我们要跟哪一组 Which group are we supposed to be following, sir?
-全都派人跟着 -全部 - All of them. - All?
-全部 -是 - All of them! - Yes.
大鱼吃小鱼 小鱼吃虾米 Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
她们在哪 Where are they?
大鱼吃小鱼 小鱼吃虾米 Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
快去喂鸡 快去喂鸡 Feed the chickens! Feed the chickens!
再去挤奶 再去挤奶 Milk the cow! Milk the cow!
孩子们 孩子们 她们在这 Oh, the girls! The girls! They're here!
过来 时间刚刚好 Come on. Right on time.
一 二 三 四 五 六 One, two, three, four, five, six.
这边 Come on!
女士们先生们 请回到你们的座位 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
罗密欧与朱丽叶下半场 The second half of Romeo and Juliet
将在三分钟后正式开始 Will commence in three minutes.
财务主任 拿掉你的头盔 Bursar, your helmet.
两分钟后开幕 Two minutes to curtain up, please.
预备 两分钟 Cast, two minutes.
阿奇波德·弗里顿那只海贼 What on earth do you suppose induced
怎么就把宝藏藏到这了呢 That old sea dog Archibald Fritton to hide his treasure here?
姐妹们 这边 Girls, over here!
帮手 Help.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
谁准你们来后台的 You're not allowed back here.
你是谁 Says who?
你们居然不知道他是谁 Uh... well, don't you know who this is?
天啊 你是那个电视里的明星 对吧 Oh... my god! You're that guy off the telly, aren't you?
的确演过几部电视剧 Yeah, I... I've done a few bits and bobs, yeah.
我居然亲眼见到你了 I can't believe it's you!
是啊 对 就是啊 Yeah, yeah. I mean, it is.
你拍了酸奶广告 You were in that yoghurt commercial.
-什么 不 -我喜欢那个广告 - What? No. - I love that advert!
-听着 -就那一次 - Look... - One time.
他是罗密欧 我是他的朱丽叶 This is Romeo, yeah? And I'm his Juliet.
你们这帮小女孩要是想要合影 So if any of you little groupies want an autograph,
到剧院大门那里等着去 You're going to have to go to the stage door with everyone else.
请各演员就位 Principals in position, please.
-亲爱的 -什么 - Babe... - Hmm?
-快叫保安 -好 - Call security right now. - Yeah, OK.
如果我是你的话 我会仔细想想的 I would think twice about that, if I were you.
准备 En garde.
-水壶 -那这能干吗啊 - watering can? - what's that gonna do?
他使得相当熟练啊 He's quite good with it.
精彩 太精彩了 Bravo! Bravo!
十分感谢 Oh, thank you very much.
太棒了 你实在是太棒了 Oh, bravo! you were really good!
你杀了他 You killed him!
不 Oh, no!
你 你差点杀了他 Oh, well, you... you nearly killed him!
安静点 你个小傻妞 Oh, do be quiet, you silly little girl!
罗密欧和朱丽叶到侧厅来 马上过来 Romeo and Juliet to the wings. At once!
太好了 现在怎么办 Great! Now what?
罗密欧 罗密欧 你在何方罗密欧 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
罗密欧 Romeo?
-罗密欧 罗密欧 你在何方 -我在下面 - Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art? - I'm down here.
我就在这下面 Verily down here I am.
的确如此 Forsooth.
-弗里顿怎么了 -她没有参与 先生 - what happened to Fritton? - She's not involved, sir.
我们这个视频显示她到了剧院 We got footage of her heading to the theatre.
环球剧院正上演罗密欧和朱丽叶 Romeo and Juliet at the globe.
应该相当不错 It's meant to be rather good.
莎士比亚的环球剧院 我们必须阻止他们 Shakespeare's Globe! we've got to stop them!
来 姐妹们 前进 Ok, girls. Let's move it.
我的鞋 Oh, my shoes!
我的天啊 Oh... my God!
这是老鼠吗 Are they rats?
不 他们是愤怒的大象 你以为是什么 No, they're little furry elephants! what do you reckon?
老鼠 我应付不来老鼠的 Rats? Nah, nah, nah! I don't do rats, yeah?
佐伊能处理的来是吧 That's more Zoe's bag. yeah?
我对老鼠 保鲜膜和南瓜子过敏 I'm allergic to rats and clingfilm and pumpkin seeds.
是 可不是吗 Yeah, right!
好吧 别在意 Oh, well, never mind.
我们就跟学校里的人说我们没有完成任务 We'll just tell the guys back at school we didn't finish the job
因为有点黑有点冷 有人看见了老鼠 Cos it was a bit dark and a bit cold and someone saw a hamster.
切尔西 你不想要马里布的海景房了吗 Chelsea, what about your Malibu beach house?
还有全员女生登月计划 What about the all-girl moon mission?
难道我们真得想让那头猪 彭弗里 Do we really want that pig Pomfrey
和他的元年组织得到宝藏吗 and the AD1 lot to get the treasure?
我知道我不想 Cos I know I don't.
我感觉静脉中隐约有种冷冷的恐惧 I have a faint cold fear thrills through my veins...
几乎要冻结住我生命的热量 That almost freezes up the heat of life.
我要叫他们过来安慰我 护士 I'll call them back again to comfort me. Nurse!
她来了又怎样呢 What shall she do here?
可爱的瓶子啊 Gentle vial...
先生 那不是 Sir... isn't that?
伙计们 我们上 Guys, let's go.
需要我提醒你 Do I need to remind you we're
我们是个秘密组织吗 supposed to be a secret organisation?
-不 当然不用 我以为 -不 - no, of course. I thought that... - Don't!
这没有别的出口 戏剧也快结束了 There's no other way out. The play's nearly over.
一结束我们就开始行动 We move as soon as it finishes.
毒药啊 看你的了 Potion, make thy mark.
她演得不错 She's very good.
是啊 Yes.
好的 我们在这左转然后直走 Ok, so we go left here and then straight on.
不是吧 Oh, brilliant!
不 Oh, no!
怎么了你们 话剧马上就结束了 What's happening, team? The show's about to end.
我们还需要点时间 Um... we may need more time.
该你上了吧 Isn't that your cue?
我的挚爱啊 My dearest love...
请不要死去 ...please don't be dead!
还有那么多话没有说 For... so much remains unsaid.
应该是这里 It has to be there.
切尔西 你在干吗 Chelsea, what are you doing?
找暗门的机关啊 Looking for a secret door.
这样的地方一般都会有暗门 Places like this always have a secret door.
切尔西 你真是 Chelsea, you truly are...
我真是怎么样 I truly am what?
比你们这些没有脑子的人要聪明 Smarter than your average brainless slapper?
是 比你们这些没有脑子的人要聪明 Yeah, smarter than your average brainless slapper.
你最好相信 You better believe it.
我们之间有欢笑 Ups we've had.
也有些不快 只是很少 And downs, yea, we've had a few.
还有 几次打斗的夜晚 And... nights of rough and tumble one or two.
现在 可能就是该做 And now... it might be the very moment to... do...
我必须承认我发现 ...what I must admit I find it
这非常之困难 Rather hard... to... do.
这就是 对你说 And that is... to say
我爱 ...that I love...
我爱 That I love...
我爱你 That I love you.
我爱你 I love you.
干杯 Cheers.
如此 临终一吻 Thus... with a kiss I die!
他们还不错 不是吗 They're rather good, aren't they?
这是个什么地方啊 What kind of place is this?
看看那些服装 Look at the costumes.
这肯定是老环球剧院的一部分 It must be part of the old Globe.
发生什么了你们那里 话剧马上就结束了 What's happening, team? The show's nearly over.
继续前进 不管代价是什么 Keep it going. Whatever it takes.
主任 主任 Bursar, Bursar...
我亲爱的匕首 Oh, friendly dagger,
刺下去 刺下去 刺下去吧 Plunge, plunge, plunge.
不 先不要 No! not-not yet!
不 先别死 Not, not, not dead!
我们的话剧还没有结束 Our... our play is not yet over.
因为任务还没有完成 For our work is not yet done.
朋友们 Friends...
罗马的朋友们 ...Romans...
乡下的朋友们 ...countrymen...
如果音乐是爱情的食粮 ...If music be the food of love...
天啊 这可真够长的了 Oh, for christ's sake! This is interminable!
一定就在这里 就在这 Well, it must be here. Right here.
找到了 Bingo!
可恶 Damn Splot!
-锁上了 这锁上了 -快点 - it's locked! it's locked! - hurry up!
为了浩劫而哭泣吧 让我们挑起战争吧 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
呼叫所有的女生 现在我们需要后援 Calling all girls, we need backup now.
-试试戒指 -我来 - what about the ring? - I've got it.
加油 Oh, come on!
我们发财了 We're gonna be rich!
这是 What the?
再见了 马里布 Bye-bye, Malibu.
你一定在和我开玩笑 You have got to be kidding me.
这是什么 这是什么 Well, what's? What's this?
-我来拿 -是一封短信 - Here. - There's a little note.
寻宝者们 你们最终无功返 "Treasure hunter come for nought
你们的梦想也随之湮灭 "it seems your dreams have fallen short
尽管我曾经可能是个海盗 "For pirate though I may have been
我决心改过自新 I ventured for a change of scene
我下定决心改变 "Resolving too to change my ways,
不再航海 而是写剧本 "from sailing seas to mounting plays.
以莎士比亚为笔名 在此间写作 "Writing many in this room, with shakespeare as a nom de plume. "
什么名字 A nom de what?
我认为这是说 I think it means...
不 不是吧 No, it can't be!
弗里顿海盗就是莎士比亚 Pirate Fritton... was Shakespeare.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
等下 那就意味着我是莎士比亚的后人 Hang on. That means... that means I'm a Shakespeare.
是啊 Yeah!
等下 等下 等下 Wait, wait, wait!
代替那些财宝 我希望 "In lieu of gold, I humbly pray,
你们可以拿走我最后一部戏 you'll kindly take my final play"
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
最终的戏剧 李尔王后
你们一定很难相信 "and while indeed you find it hard
我就是一个诗人 "to credit that I was the bard,
尘封的真相如今大白于天下 "the timely truth may now unfurl,
其实我是一个 "that all the while I was...
一个女生 "... A girl. "
女生 A girl?
有意思 Wicked!
莎士比亚是个女的 我的天啊 Shakespeare was a girl. Oh, my God!
诗人是一只鸟 The bard is a bird.
我喜欢 I love it!
一个女人 A woman...
是女人写了圣经 A woman wrote the Bible!
希尔维奥 你好 Silvio, ciao.
五分钟后打给我 Yeah. Hey, call me in five.
有些事需要解决 很好 再见 Just finishing something off. Great. Ciao, ciao.
你们好 女孩们 记得我吗 你们一定记得 Hello, girls. Remember me? Of course you do.
对你们的小发现 我表示衷心的祝贺 Congratulations on your little find.
弗里顿家终于发现了 Finally the frittons catch up to what
我们彭弗里家族世代了解的秘密 we Pomfreys have known for generations.
你们纪念的老海贼其实是个女的 That your celebrated sea dog was a she-dog.
可以吗 May I?
非常感谢 Thanks awfully.
我们了解这让人不舒服的发现 We knew this inconvenient discovery
早晚会公之于众 would turn up sooner or later.
只是要确定我们是第一个 Just had to make sure we got to it first.
就像老鞋匠说的 结果好一切就好 But all's well that ends well, as the old boot said.
现在我可以毁了它 Now we can destroy it.
太晚了 彭弗里 It's too late, Pomfrey.
你可以毁了剧本 但是秘密已经公开了 You can destroy the play but the secret's out.
莎士比亚是个女人 我们会告诉全世界 Shakespeare was a woman and we will tell the world.
那你们打算告发我吗 Oh... you're going to tell on me?
请不要告发我 Please don't tell on me!
看看你们吧 Look at you!
谁会相信 Who's gonna believe
一群蹦蹦跳跳 又肥又胖的学生而不相信我 A bunch of jumped-up, porky-telling little schoolgirls over me?
看在上帝的份上 我和斯汀一起打网球 I... I play tennis with Sting, for Christ's sake.
开玩笑 No!
安娜贝尔 能听到吗 姑娘们在路上 Annabelle, can you hear me? The girls are on their way.
太晚了 It's too late.
再见 再见 Au revoir! Auf wiedersehen!
他妈的 Buggeration!
我想我有一个主意 I think I have, like, an idea.
最搞笑的事情是那些女生 The thing that amuses me most is that these... these girls
认为她们比我要聪明 Thought that they could outsmart... well, me.
是的 先生 有一点我不是很理解 Yes, what I don't quite understand, sir,
为什么莎士比亚要一开始装作男人 Is why Shakespeare had to pretend to be a man in the first place.
因为 你个白痴 Because, you complete moron,
在过去的好时光 女人不能做男人的工作 Back in the good old days, a woman couldn't do a man's job.
除了莎士比亚女士 Except Ms Shakespeare.
她伴男人扮得相当不错 如果你问我 She did a pretty good job of being a man, if you ask me.
-事实上 我就会 -皮特 闭嘴 - in fact, I'd go as... - Peters, shut up!
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
满篇都是女人的胡说八道 Load of girlie drivel.
-先生 -皮特 - um... sir... - Peters!
我知道 但是先生 如果你可能 Yes, I know, sir, but if you would perhaps...
该死的女人 Bloody women!
-开火 -开火 - Fire! - Fire!
我拿走了 你这个可鄙的混蛋 停船 I'll take that, you ghastly little turd! Avast!
风力 哥们 告诉过你 这就是答案 Wind power, man. Told you it was the frickin' answer!
开火 Fire!
这噪声从哪里来的 What's all that noise coming down?
让我紧锁眉头地拿着果汁 Trying to get my juice in a major frown
就这样 帅哥 转过身来 That's all, phat boy, turn it round
稳稳地拿过你的贝司 Trying to get your bass on solid ground
噪声从哪里来 What's all that noise coming down?
让我紧锁眉头地拿着果汁 Trying to get my juice in a major frown
就这样 帅哥 转过身 That's all, phat boy, turn it round
稳稳地拿住你的贝司 Trying to get your bass on solid ground
当疯狂在空气中蔓延 When there's madness in the air
只有疯子才能体会 哦 帅哥 Only the mad survive, oh, boy
当疯狂空气中蔓延 And when there's madness in the air
只有疯子才能体会 哦 帅哥 Only the bad survive, oh, boy
没有时间停下观看 And there's no time to stop and stare
不要站在线的后面 Don't get behind the line, oh, yeah
没有时间停下观看 And there's no time to stop and stare
不要站在线的后面 Don't get behind the line, oh, yeah
起身离开 因为我不想等待 Up and away, like I don't wait
走在线上 准时出现 Walking the line, knocking on time
尝试在街边起舞 Poppin' on by, have a little try
爸爸也不再害羞 不再为琐事烦恼 Papa ain't shy, talking his mind
我现在在泰晤士河河边 I'm here on the banks of the Thames
等候皮尔斯·彭弗里爵士 waiting for Sir Piers Pomfrey,
地下秘密组织元年的头目 The head of the corrupt secret society, ad1.
他来了 And here he is.
皮尔斯阁下 作为一个大男子主义者 Sir Piers, having been exposed as a sexist,
被暴打一顿 被一群女生羞辱 How does it feel to have been beaten
感觉怎么样啊 And now publicly humiliated by a group of girls?
我认为羞辱这个词可能有点重 Well, I think "humiliated" is a bit strong.
谢谢 Thank you.
你已经占据主动 You've got to take advantage then
我的朋友 你还有好多要学习 you gotta lot to learn, my friend
起身离开 因为我想等待 Up and away, like I don't wait
走在线上 准时出现 Walking the line, knocking on time
尝试街边起舞 Poppin' on by, have a little try
爸爸不再害羞 不再为琐事烦恼 Papa ain't shy, talking his mind
宝贝 我就是我 Oh, babe, I am what I am
这也没有什么不对 And I won't be damned if I do
如果我保持本色 I am what I am
你能听到我对你说的吗 Can you hear me talking to you?
宝贝 我就是我 Oh, babe, I am what I am
让我做我想做的 Gotta let me do what I do
我就是我 我不会被你拖累 I am what I am and I won't get dragged down by you
起身离开 因为我不想等待 Up and away, like I don't wait
走在线上 准时出现 Walking the line, knocking on time
尝试街边起舞 Poppin' on by, have a little try
爸爸不再害羞 不再为琐事烦恼 Papa ain't shy, talking his mind
起身离开 因为我不想等待 Up and away, like I don't wait
走在线上 准时出现 Walking the line, knocking on time
尝试街边起舞 Poppin' on by, have a little try
爸爸不再害羞 不再为琐事烦恼 Papa ain't shy, talking his mind
起身离开 因为我不愿等待 Up and away, like I don't wait
走在线上 准时出现 Walking the line, knocking on time
尝试街边起舞 Poppin' on by, have a little try
爸爸不再害羞 不再为琐事烦恼 Papa ain't shy, talking his mind
我看见你 I see you
看着我熟睡 Watching me sleep deep
我感觉到你 I feel you
就像恶心的爬虫 Like some kind of cheap creep
你知道我 You know me
我很难变得善良 I'm cruel to be kind
我很好 I'm fine
你爱我 我不介意 You love me and I don't mind
醒醒吧 感受真实 Wake up and smell reality
你要改变单调的生活 因为你有麻烦了 You're out of the groove cos you're in trouble
事实使幻想破灭 Reality bit and burst the bubble
面对这热度和和压力 如果怀疑你就大声喊 Face the heat, the pressure too and if in doubt shout
你要改变单调的生活 因为你有麻烦了 You're out of the groove cos you're in trouble
事实使幻想破灭 Reality bit and burst the bubble
面对这热度和和压力 如果怀疑你就大声喊 Face the heat, the pressure too and if in doubt shout
你这样使我发狂 You go a little way to freak me out,
说些不好的让我离开 say something wrong to knock me out
解放你的心灵 喊出来 让一切都变得简单 Free your mind and scream and shout, just make it easy
也许我不介意摇滚乐 Maybe rock music I don't mind,
有一点卑微 会挑起争斗 get a little mean and start a fight
去吧 把我砍死 Go head to head and cut me dead
让这一切都简单起来 Make it easy
你吻了我 You kissed me
然后你 Then you dragged me so low
你会想我的 You'll miss me
当我最后离开的时候 When I finally go
醒醒吧 感受真实 Wake up and smell reality
你要改变单调的生活 因为你有麻烦了 You're out of the groove cos you're in trouble
事实使幻想破灭 Reality bit and burst the bubble
面对这热度和和压力 如果怀疑你就大声喊 Face the heat, the pressure too and if in doubt shout
你要改变单调的生活 因为你有麻烦了 You're out of the groove cos you're in trouble
你的态度使幻想破灭 Your attitude bit and burst the bubble
离开吧 因为不需要你 Move your feet, your body too cos I don't want you
你已经有点让我不安 You go a little way to freak me out
说些不好的让我离开 say something wrong to knock me out
解放你的心灵 喊出来 让一切都变得简单 Free your mind and scream and shout, just make it easy
也许我不介意摇滚 Maybe rock music I don't mind,
有一点卑微 会挑起争斗 get a little mean and start a fight
去吧 把我砍死 Go head to head and cut me dead
让这一切简单起来 Make it easy